Man Are From Mars, Women From Venus

A man will pay two-dollars for a one-dollar item he needs, but a woman will pay one-dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about her future until she finds a husband, but a man never worries about the future until he takes a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, but a successful woman is one who can find such a man!!! :P