Man Are From Mars, Women From Venus

A man will pay two-dollars for a one-dollar item he needs, but a woman will pay one-dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about her future until she finds a husband, but a man never worries about the future until he takes a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, but a successful woman is one who can find such a man!!! :P

What is LOVE?


In France...


LOVE is a Comedy


In Germany...


LOVE is a Drama


In England...


LOVE is a Tragedy


But
In India
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LOVE is a National Game, Everyone plays it.. :D

Delivering My Baby

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

A Love Affair

Mrs. Gobhi was almost in tears. "Oh Palak," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." " I don't believe it for one minute !" Palak snapped. "You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!"